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PRESS RELEASE

OFFICIAL INFORMATION EMISSION s2
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

STORMING THE GATES OF PORN:

IMPOVERISHEDNOOBS.com & NOOBSBOARD.com
launched today, becoming the Adult Industry’s
First ENTRY-level Business Sites

SAN FRANCISCO, July 7th, 2005 – profitLABINC.com, which creates bridges of opportunity for clients between the Adult and Mainstream online worlds, today announced the launch of impoverishedNOOBS.com, an Adult Biz News & Information Site and NOOBSBOARD.com, a Webmaster Discussion Forum.

In a space already crowded with “Adult Webmaster Resource Sites” of all types, impoverishedNOOBS.com and NOOBSBOARD.com are all by themselves for defining as their target-market the legions of Pornographer-hopefuls trying to get a foot in Porn’s door.

“Online Porn Business Intelligence is extremely hot right now…” said profitLABINC.com president, Jack Mardack. “At profitLABINC.com, we’re creating bridges of all types for our clients, which span between Adult & Mainstream. With impoverishedNOOBS.com and NOOBSBOARD.com, we’re expanding that idea to include the recent college grad or the professional coming from another field, who is interested in a career in Porn.

“Among the differences between our sites and your typical Webmaster Hangout..” Mardack continued, “…is the emphasis we’re placing on the educational-slash-networking aspects. The big, established Adult Webmaster Sites, like GoFuckYourself.com are an integral part of the online Adult Biz, but they can be very intimidating to the NOOB who doesn’t know a soul in the room.”

“What I witnessed firsthand, for being much in their company this past week, is that the impoverishedNOOBS are smart, possess a number of extremely useful skills that transfer nicely to our businesses, and are motivated beyond belief. I say hire them while you can.”

Adult Webmistress / Writer, Tala Quinn was named Chief Operating Officer of the impoverishedNOOBS. “I can’t think of a better way for me to have ended my recent employment slump, said the COO, “The karma of this is enormous, look what we’ve already done in only a few days…”

The impoverishedNOOBS were born on the morning of June 24th, when Mardack started a thread on GFY, offering to take a small number NOOBS into his tutelage. To date, nearly 700 e-mails have been received.

For more information relating to the impoverishedNOOBS, impoverishedNOOBS.com, or NOOBSBOARD.com contact:. Tala Kirby at mindcrime@gmail.com, or for more information about profitLABINC.com, write: press@profitLABINC.com.

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About profitLABINC.com
Launched in March, 2005, profitLABINC.com is equally committed to growing and diversifying the scope of the Adult Entertainment Business and to affirming the sanctity of free speech in American Law.


CONTACT:

email: press@profitLABINC.com

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