SAN
FRANCISCO, July 7th, 2005 – profitLABINC.com,
which creates bridges of opportunity for clients between the Adult
and Mainstream online worlds, today announced the launch of impoverishedNOOBS.com,
an Adult Biz News & Information Site and NOOBSBOARD.com, a Webmaster
Discussion Forum.
In
a space already crowded with “Adult Webmaster Resource Sites”
of all types, impoverishedNOOBS.com and NOOBSBOARD.com are all by
themselves for defining as their target-market the legions of Pornographer-hopefuls
trying to get a foot in Porn’s door.
“Online
Porn Business Intelligence is extremely hot right now…”
said profitLABINC.com president, Jack Mardack. “At profitLABINC.com,
we’re creating bridges of all types for our clients, which span
between Adult & Mainstream. With impoverishedNOOBS.com and NOOBSBOARD.com,
we’re expanding that idea to include the recent college grad
or the professional coming from another field, who is interested in
a career in Porn.
“Among
the differences between our sites and your typical Webmaster Hangout..”
Mardack continued, “…is the emphasis we’re placing
on the educational-slash-networking aspects. The big, established
Adult Webmaster Sites, like GoFuckYourself.com are an integral part
of the online Adult Biz, but they can be very intimidating to the
NOOB who doesn’t know a soul in the room.”
“What
I witnessed firsthand, for being much in their company this past week,
is that the impoverishedNOOBS are smart, possess a number of extremely
useful skills that transfer nicely to our businesses, and are motivated
beyond belief. I say hire them while you can.”
Adult
Webmistress / Writer, Tala Quinn was named Chief Operating Officer
of the impoverishedNOOBS. “I can’t think of a better way
for me to have ended my recent employment slump, said the COO, “The
karma of this is enormous, look what we’ve already done in only
a few days…”
The
impoverishedNOOBS were born on the morning of June 24th, when Mardack
started a thread on GFY, offering to take a small number NOOBS into
his tutelage. To date, nearly 700 e-mails have been received.
For
more information relating to the impoverishedNOOBS, impoverishedNOOBS.com,
or NOOBSBOARD.com contact:. Tala Kirby at mindcrime@gmail.com, or
for more information about profitLABINC.com, write: press@profitLABINC.com.
